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"Have you got any experience in computer-aided design?" asked the job interview.

"Yes," I replied. "Once I didn't sleep for four days because I was so preoccupied with how to decorate the interior of our living room. In my hysteria, I concluded that we'd need to spend £150,000 to fulfil my vision." "Okay...that's wonderful...But how does that bear *any* relation to computer-aided design?" "My wife bashed me over the head with a keyboard and made me see sense." **edit: interview*****er*** **(d'oh)**

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